Drunk man bets to cut off his penis for 2,000 USD and wins the bet; lesbian girls have a different brain structure; British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter... And some other funniest stories of 2006. [Funny stories]

The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki , Japan in spring. The exact dates vary, but the main festivities fall on a Sunday. The penis forms the central theme of the event that’s reflected everywhere; in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decoration, a parade of mikoshis, etc. [Sex news]

Our life is full of funny stories and facts. And here is one of them: Julio Cesar Cu wanted to be an oceanographer but instead he swims through foul-smelling sewage in underground tunnels. Paid just $400 a month to de-clog the miles of sewage tunnels running beneath the Mexican capital, diver Cu comes across the nastiest of flotsam. [Funny stories]

Today there are plenty of funny stories and news about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Britney and Paris are most talked-about celebrities. Even dog magazines write about them. When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills Britney Spears is the world's worst, according to an online vote by readers of two dog magazines. Paris Hilton, 2005's "worst" winner, placed second this year for "treating her dogs like accessories". [Funny stories]

Paris Hilton hasn’t had sex for seven months. Earlier this year, Paris has vowed to stay celibate for at least twelve months and insists she has stuck to her self imposed sex ban. Paris Hilton had also denied the reports that she has rekindled her romance with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos saying she is definitely single and not looking for romance.[Sex news]

There is nothing funny about work in Arctic. And a group of Russians at an Arctic weather station felt it on their own back. They spent two nerve-wracking days hiding in an attic while waiting for permission from Moscow to shoot a hungry polar bear rampaging through their house. [Funny stories]

Sex news about celebrities is always of great interest. The latest piece of such news is about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears who who supposedly have sex in Paris’s bedroom. [Sex news]

New Zealanders are supposed to be the most active nation in the world in terms of sex and sex adventures. That’s why a famous condom manufacturer offers New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity to apply for the position of condom tester. [Sex news]

India appears to be a good source of funny news. The latest piece of such news comes from a hotel situated at a beach resort in southern India . Two captive elephants were dressed up as bride and groom for a funny wedding ceremony to amuse guests there. Experts say such animal marriages are to become very popular in the future. [Funny stories]

It is no longer news that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton somehow became inseparable right after Britney returned west from New York City in November. A lot of their fans think that their relationship is too close and couldn’t be called just “funny games”. Both stars have recently appeared in private sex tapes. Some critics suppose that soon we might witness their joint sex video. [Sex news]

This funny piece of news comes from India where condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found. [Sex news]

Some crimes are dreadful, some are stupid and some are just funny. The following crime seems to be rather funny than dreadful. A bogus priest and his girlfriend tricked an Austrian pensioner out of $200 after promising him a naked bathtub session with the woman. [Funny stories]

There are plenty of funny stories about animals. Here are the best funny animal stories of 2006: an African grey parrot blows the cover on its mistress' love affair, a flaming mouse burns down the house, a tortoise travels 2 miles for 8-month period, small fish rains down on a village in southern India. [Funny stories]

A funny story happened to car salesman Steve Moseley. He thought that he had won 1 million pounds in lottery and told his to stick his job. But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery’s claim hotline and told that actually it had been a mistake. [Funny stories]

The anti rape female condom is intended to prevent rape by hooking onto a sex attacker's penis, hurting and disabling him. Should an attacker attempt vaginal rape, the penis would be hooked by the barbs, causing the sex attacker pain and giving the victim time to escape. [Sex news]

Women invented plenty of sex myths about men. The most weirdest are: men like to bring foods into sex play; men like practicing anal sex; men fall asleep shortly after sex; men like talking dirty in bed. [Sex news]

It's really funny, but married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. Bras did not exist until 1913 when Mary Phelps Jacob tied two handkerchiefs together with ribbon. In 1928, Maidenform introduced modern cup sizes.[Funny stories]

There are plenty of funny excuses invented by those who didn’t want to go to work. However a young South African invented one of the most original and funny. He pretended to be pregnant to play hooky from work and tried to cover it with a fake gynaecologist's certificate. [Funny stories]

Thanks to proposed amendments in Indian law against flesh trade, women found soliciting for prostitution and other sex workers will be treated as victims rather than culprits. [Sex news]

According to funny news reports from New Jersey a dozen wild turkeys were waiting for the train on a station platform in Ramsey, N.J, trying to escape their fate by traveling to New York. [Strange news]