Funny quotes about sex that make us laugh

Funny quotes usually make people laugh while passing along a message which is unforgettable. Everyone loves to laugh. It releases stress and gives us something to smile about after a rough day at work or school. The following are top 5 funny quotes of celebrities about sex.

1. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!" (Woody Allen)

2. "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)

3. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." (Sharon Stone)

4. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro) 

5.  "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." (Steve Martin)


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