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20 funny reasons why it's better to be a woman

1. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

It's better to be a woman2. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

3. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

4. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

5. Women live longer than men.

6. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

7. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

8. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

9. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

10. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

11. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

12. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

13. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

14. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

15. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

16. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

17. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

18. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

19. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

20. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

Source: davesdaily.com


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