http://www.rusday.ru/rusday.ru - Русский деньhttp://www.funreports.com/pix/ya_rss_logo.gifhttp://www.rusday.ru/http://www.funreports.com/fun/30-01-2009/1546-raccoon_man_penis-0/A shocking incident took place not so long ago in Russia’s Tver region. A 44-year-old man, named only as Alexander K. attempted to have sex with a raccoon. The predator bit a big piece of the man’s most cherished organ offFri, 30 Jan 2009 02:49:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/27-01-2009/1545-fight_started-0/When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....And then the fight startedTue, 27 Jan 2009 04:15:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/16-01-2009/1544-mens_underwear-0/It is an open secret that some men try on lacy underwear, bras, suspender belts and other sexy lingerie of their girlfriends and wives. Such men, if they can be referred to as ‘men’ in this case, do not have to hide their secret desires nowadaysFri, 16 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/14-01-2009/1543-woman_rapes_dog-0/A man prepares to file a lawsuit against his female friend, whom he asked to look after his dog for the time of his absence from the city. The woman brutally raped the dog and fractured his penisWed, 14 Jan 2009 09:58:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/25-11-2008/1542-cat_tattoo-0/A tattoo artist tattooed a Don Sphinx cat. The cat’s owner asked the artist to make an Egyptian pharaoh tattoo on the chest of the pet. The 30-year-old owner of the cat named as Mickey can now hardly take his eyes off his tattooed treasureTue, 25 Nov 2008 04:28:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/25-11-2008/1541-Kournikova-0/The singer has been dating Kournikova for six years already. The sweet couple decided to share one roof about six months ago. The dream went up in smoke very quickly: the willful Russian girl showed Iglesias the doorTue, 25 Nov 2008 04:24:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/19-11-2008/1540-divan-0/A woman, who became a widow as she attempted to teach a lesson to her lazy husband, was convicted at a St. Petersburg court. The woman literally killed the man with a divanWed, 19 Nov 2008 05:01:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/19-11-2008/1539-obama-0/A political scandal is gathering pace in Poland. Officials of the Polish administration are accused of releasing racist statements against US President-elect Barack Obama. “Why does Barack Obama have Polish roots? Because his grandfather ate a Polish missionary.” This is the joke that Polish foreign minister tells his colleaguesWed, 19 Nov 2008 04:50:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/20-02-2008/1538-cockroach-0/The incident on the state-run television of Turkmenistan, a republic of the former Soviet Union, took place in the beginning of February. A group of employees working on the TV channel was fired; about 30 others were strictly reprimandedWed, 20 Feb 2008 09:21:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/20-02-2008/1537-Marilyn_Monroe_naked-0/A 73-year-old man residing in Las Vegas caused a funny stir in the media this week, when he announced that he had found an ultra-rare nude photograph of Marilyn MonroeWed, 20 Feb 2008 04:57:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/08-11-2007/1536-dying-0/A ban on dying in the Houses of Parliament has been voted Britain's most ridiculous law.It beat off strong competition from the law making it an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the monarch's head upside down on an envelope.Thu, 8 Nov 2007 03:25:00 +0300http://www.funreports.com/fun/09-10-2007/1535-nano_toilet-0/'Nano toilet' won the Most Bizarre prize at The 49th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest.Tue, 9 Oct 2007 04:39:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/04-10-2007/1534-mammoth-0/A miniature dachshund out for a walk on a beach found a bone which turned out to be part of a woolly mammoth's leg. Daisy spotted the fossilised remains sticking out of a beach near the low tide markThu, 4 Oct 2007 07:42:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/26-09-2007/1533-bush_phonetic_guide-0/George Bush's battle to pronounce complicated words has been laid bare after White House officials mistakenly released an unedited copy of his UN speech, complete with phonetic spellings.Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:44:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/04-09-2007/1532-foot_fungus-0/Designers from a Philippine Ad agency created quite a dubious series of ad posters advertising an antifungal agent. They compared feet fungus with trainers made of faeces, flip-flops made of dead fish and slippers made of dead rats.Tue, 4 Sep 2007 06:53:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/13-08-2007/1531-police_cars-0/The police were in hot pursuit involving gunfire and sports cars on the federal highway Moscow – Saint Petersburg on Wednesday. The perpetrators were speeding away toward Moscow. They managed to get away from the police who chased them down the road for nearly two hours. Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:21:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/13-08-2007/1530-nail_biter-0/The world's first treatment centre for nail biters is to open in the Netherlands next month. Director of the new centre in Venlo, Alain-Raymond van Abbe of the Institute for Pathological Onychophagy (IPO) says he and his team have invented an aid to make nail-biting impossible. Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:16:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/31-07-2007/1529-mikhail_gorbachev-0/Mikhail S. Gorbachev, the last president of the Soviet Union is to appear in coming September magazines advertising Louis Vuitton bags. A decade ago, Mr. Gorbachev’s appearance in a Pizza Hut commercial was generally greeted as a low point in his career. Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:43:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/30-07-2007/1528-bronze_stallion_human_genitalia-0/A bronze sculpture of a stallion holding a piece of rail in its mouth was built last week in the yard of Yar Hotel situated at the entrance to the Russian town of Voronezh. The 3.5-meter-high statue weighs more than 3 tons. The stallion has a short-cut tail and the well-marked reproductive organ which greatly resembles the one of a man. Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:56:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/24-07-2007/1527-nude_blonde-0/A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz - wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet. Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:02:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/20-07-2007/1526-kylie_minogue_dog-0/Kylie Minogue is making 420-mile round-trips to the Paris home of her ex Olivier Martinez - just to walk his dog. The couple split after four years but Kylie, 39, is still besotted by his Rhodesian ridgeback pet Sheeba. Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:24:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/09-07-2007/1525-paris_hilton_phone-0/Days after U.S. college student Shira Barlow got her new cell phone number, the party inquiries, birthday wishes and late-night calls started arriving. Barlow had unwittingly inherited the old phone number of celebrity hotel heiress Paris Hilton -- and messages from well-wishers and foes alike are still flooding in five months later. [Funny stories]Mon, 9 Jul 2007 09:47:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/06-07-2007/1524-breast_enlargement-0/Breast enlargement is now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.Boob jobs have knocked cars and summer holidays back into second and third places respectively. [Funny stories]Fri, 6 Jul 2007 08:49:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/28-06-2007/1523-wrker_cupboard-0/A hard-up British Airways worker slept in a works' store cupboard for nearly eight months. Stephen McNally, 30, bunked down among computers and photocopiers to avoid security. [Funny stories]Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:17:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/26-06-2007/1522-sex_bike-0/Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel. The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees. [Funny stories]Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:36:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/21-06-2007/1521-world_cup_air-0/A Chinese company that once tried to sell land on the Moon has lost an appeal against a court ruling that stopped it from selling bags of "World Cup air". Li Jie, the company's chief executive officer, had planned to sell the bags to soccer fans for 50 yuan ($6.60) each. [Funny stories]Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:34:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/19-06-2007/1520-drivers_commandments-0/The Vatican took a break from strictly theological matters on Tuesday to issue its own rules of the road, a compendium of do's and don'ts on the moral aspects of driving and motoring. [Funny stories]Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:14:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/18-06-2007/1519-artificial_leg-0/A northern Idaho woman says a funeral home cremated her husband without permission and in the process destroyed an artificial leg worth more than $7,000. [Funny stories]Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:21:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/08-06-2007/1518-sex_toys-0/Eros Moskva exhibition has recently taken place in Moscow. It was open for four days. Every visitor could speak to representatives of sex-industry and buy any sex toys he/she liked [Sex stories]Fri, 8 Jun 2007 04:59:00 +0400http://www.funreports.com/fun/01-06-2007/1517-widow_taxi_greece-0/A widow aged 89 called a taxi for a 4,000-mile trip to Greece — and paid a Ј2,000 fare. Kathleen Searles didn’t fancy flying for the dream holiday with friend Wendy Turner, 73, so she booked the cab. [Funny stories] Fri, 1 Jun 2007 07:19:00 +0400