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Man attempts to have sex with raccoon and has his penis severed

Man attempts to have sex with raccoon and has his penis severed

A shocking incident took place not so long ago in Russia’s Tver region. A 44-year-old man, named only as Alexander K. attempted to have sex with a raccoon. The predator bit a big piece of the man’s most cherished organ off


And then the fight started

And then the fight started

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....And then the fight started


Lacy underwear for men now available in stores

Lacy underwear for men now available in stores

It is an open secret that some men try on lacy underwear, bras, suspender belts and other sexy lingerie of their girlfriends and wives. Such men, if they can be referred to as ‘men’ in this case, do not have to hide their secret desires nowadays


Woman brutally rapes male dog and fractures his penis

Woman brutally rapes male dog and fractures his penis

A man prepares to file a lawsuit against his female friend, whom he asked to look after his dog for the time of his absence from the city. The woman brutally raped the dog and fractured his penis


Cat gets King Tut tattoo on its chest

Cat gets King Tut tattoo on its chest

A tattoo artist tattooed a Don Sphinx cat. The cat’s owner asked the artist to make an Egyptian pharaoh tattoo on the chest of the pet. The 30-year-old owner of the cat named as Mickey can now hardly take his eyes off his tattooed treasure


Anna Kournikova kicks Enrique Iglesias out because of dogs

Anna Kournikova kicks Enrique Iglesias out because of dogs

The singer has been dating Kournikova for six years already. The sweet couple decided to share one roof about six months ago. The dream went up in smoke very quickly: the willful Russian girl showed Iglesias the door


Woman kills her husband with killer-divan

Woman kills her husband with killer-divan

A woman, who became a widow as she attempted to teach a lesson to her lazy husband, was convicted at a St. Petersburg court. The woman literally killed the man with a divan


Barack Obama’s grandfather ate Polish missionary, ministers in Poland joke

Barack Obama’s grandfather ate Polish missionary, ministers in Poland joke

A political scandal is gathering pace in Poland. Officials of the Polish administration are accused of releasing racist statements against US President-elect Barack Obama. “Why does Barack Obama have Polish roots? Because his grandfather ate a Polish missionary.” This is the joke that Polish foreign minister tells his colleagues


Cockroach sacks dozens of TV reporters in Turkmenistan

Cockroach sacks dozens of TV reporters in Turkmenistan

The incident on the state-run television of Turkmenistan, a republic of the former Soviet Union, took place in the beginning of February. A group of employees working on the TV channel was fired; about 30 others were strictly reprimanded


Elderly man unveils ultra-rare picture of Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking naked

Elderly man unveils ultra-rare picture of Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking naked

A 73-year-old man residing in Las Vegas caused a funny stir in the media this week, when he announced that he had found an ultra-rare nude photograph of Marilyn Monroe


Law bans dying in the Houses of Parliament

Law bans dying in the Houses of Parliament

A ban on dying in the Houses of Parliament has been voted Britain's most ridiculous law.It beat off strong competition from the law making it an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the monarch's head upside down on an envelope.


'Nano toilet' becomes the most bizarre nano image ever made

 Nano toilet  becomes the most bizarre nano image ever made

'Nano toilet' won the Most Bizarre prize at The 49th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest.


Dog brings home part of mammoth

Dog brings home part of mammoth

A miniature dachshund out for a walk on a beach found a bone which turned out to be part of a woolly mammoth's leg. Daisy spotted the fossilised remains sticking out of a beach near the low tide mark


White House mistakenly releases Bush's phonetic guide to foreign names

White House mistakenly releases Bush s phonetic guide to foreign names

George Bush's battle to pronounce complicated words has been laid bare after White House officials mistakenly released an unedited copy of his UN speech, complete with phonetic spellings.


Designers fight foot fungus with faeces, rotten fish and dead rats

Designers fight foot fungus with faeces, rotten fish and dead rats

Designers from a Philippine Ad agency created quite a dubious series of ad posters advertising an antifungal agent. They compared feet fungus with trainers made of faeces, flip-flops made of dead fish and slippers made of dead rats.


Russian-made police cars let criminals on Porsche escape police easily

Russian-made police cars let criminals on Porsche escape police easily

The police were in hot pursuit involving gunfire and sports cars on the federal highway Moscow – Saint Petersburg on Wednesday. The perpetrators were speeding away toward Moscow. They managed to get away from the police who chased them down the road for nearly two hours.


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